Well we had a third roommate but she got eaten by a leopluradon, which was unfortunate. But! Fortunately for you that means that we have a room to rent in our awesome house!
We want a roommate we can be friends with. Someone to share the common space and hang-out with us. As a pair we are strange, a bit obnoxious, totally goofy, and madly in friend-love. We want someone who will fit right in! In a totally non-creepy way.

We have a strange assortment of things in our house. Ranging from Buddhist icons to sugar skulls, to zombie artwork and Disney toys.

If you love Adventure Time we will be life long pals. Oh my glob, LSP is my spirit animal.

Music and movies are so important in our home! We have a lot of awkward sing-alongs in our kitchen.

Must love dogs. Especially the squish faced types. Pugs are the best creatures on this planet. We have two in fact. Be warned though! My dog was a paper shredder in a past life.

House details: We have a three bedroom, one bathroom duplex, all youd need to bring is bedroom furniture. Though we have a huge unfinished basement for storage if needed. We have laundry in the basement, dish washer, entire house has been redone everything is brand new! We have two uncovered parking spots in the laneway behind the house, a small shed and a fenced yard.

PUGS NOT DRUGS! No drugs allowed, minimal alcohol ridiculousness, please.


We want someone fun who will be reliable, honest, and wonderful.
Male or female.
Aged 18-25. (Flexible.)
Smokers are fine, in fact preferred.

Let us know if you want to be our number three!
Call or Text Emmy